Okay, I probably shouldn’t admit this in public, but whatever.
I was heading upstairs to write a different blog post using an actual computer, when I was frightened back downstairs by the sight of the large spider (last seen on my closet door, as you may recall) just chilling in the middle of one of the steps. What the hell is that about? It’s a spider. It can crawl up walls. Why the hell is it using the steps?
This is terribly upsetting to me. It’s as if Daleks have gained the ability to climb stairs.
Man, my life would be so much easier if I could’ve just killed that effing spider when I first saw it (and for the record, I first saw it months ago – until its recent migration to my bedroom, it was a major reason why I spent no time in my living room). But now it’s inspiring blog posts, so I guess that’s something.