I went to the mall today. Holy Christmas, Batman! The mall was all decked out in its Christmas finery. And what’s more, Santa will be there starting on Saturday. Saturday! November 9!
Who the hell thinks November 9 isn’t a ridiculously early day to get a picture with Santa?
I know I’m turning into a crotchety old man, but c’mon guys. The Christmas Season doesn’t actually start on November 1. Honest.